Friday, August 14, 2009

The Wig Interpretation of History

Item#1: Before Tuesday's Yankees-Blue Jays game in the Bronx the NYY held a closed door kangaroo court in the locker room. It was the Yankees second court of the season and various fines were handed out to players and coaches for real and imaginary 'crimes'. The courts, needless to say, aren't serious at all, they are merely an exercise in team bonding. What was interesting to me about this kangaroo court however was the fact that judge Mariano Rivera (the Yankees' future Hall of Fame closer) was wearing a robe and wig supplied to him by Marilyn Milian, the real life "judge" of the TV show The People's Court.
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Item#2: From 2003 - 2004 Max Kellerman ESPN's boxing analyst appeared on the show I, Max with Bill Wolff in which the latter also pretended to be a judge and also wore a wig and gown.
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Item#3: I used to teach a little civics class to 11th graders in Denver where we would pretend to be the Supreme Court deciding some of the famous cases of the twentieth century (Brown v Board of Education etc.) One of the classes decided that it would be fun to dress up in the garb of Supreme Court judges so they came to school wearing robes and wigs.
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Item#4: Go to any fancy dress shop in America and look for a judge's costume and chances are that it will come with a wig.
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This is interesting to me because no one has worn a powdered wig in an American Court for at least 150 years. Judges don't wear wigs, lawyers don't wear wigs, clerks dont wear wigs, and if you watch Law & Order or the Peoples Court or any John Grisham movie you'll know that this is true, so how come a lot of people still think that to be attired as a judge in the US you need a wig? How come this false meme is so persistent in the American psyche?
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Well obviously British TV shows have had an impact, where, of course, barristers and judges do still wear wigs, but if you look at the ratings for PBS you'll realise that that can't be the only explanation. I think there's two things going on. First, a folk tradition of judges wearing wigs has never quite died among school children so that when they draw cartoons of judges they draw them with wigs: this folk tradition persists in comic books, in newspaper strips etc. and if a kid draws a judge with a wig on no teacher in their right mind would ever correct them. Second I think George Washington has something to do with it. Although the first president was never on the Supreme Court his image is associated strongly with the sort of gravitas you expect in a judge and in his picture, most famously seen every day on the dollar bill, President Washington is wearing a powdered wig.
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Are powdered wigs a good thing? Well, in my very brief legal career I've been in court with bewigged judges and barristers and I've been to the House of Lords a couple of times where the Lord Chancellor wears a really long, interesting wig and I have to say that I like them. They're both silly and charming at the same time. Although slightly older than Scottish kilts, policemen's hats and guardsmen's uniforms they're still a relatively modern invention in the 1000 year history of the British legal system, but I'm in favour of keeping them for the Oakeshottian reason that tradition itself is a living argument and a bridge between the past and the future; and the US experience shows that even if wigs were scrapped tomorrow (which some people are calling for) 150 years from now people will no doubt still think that that's what judges wear to court.

44 comments:

Declan Burke said...

Blah, blah, blah ... All just an excuse to use the pic, right?

Much obliged.

Cheers, Dec

PS - Did you see Garbhan Downey's review of FIFTY GRAND? I didn't know you'd got a gig as Garbhan Downey, etc.

Declan Burke said...

Oh yeah, the link ...

Garbhan Downey on FIFTY GRAND:
http://www.culturenorthernireland.org/article.aspx?art_id=2741

adrian mckinty said...

If there had been a pic of Mariano Rivera in a wig I believe I would have used it. But the kangaroo court was closed to journalists.

There was one of Cheri Blair in a long judge's wig however.

adrian mckinty said...

Garbhan is the man, big write up about him in the Irish Voice.

Kev said...

Adrian

Am I crazy or was there an episode of Scooby Doo when the judge was wearing a wig?

adrian mckinty said...

Kev

Sorry mate dont remember that one.

The Harlem Globetrotters yes, Sonny and Cher, yes, but that one. Nope.

I have referenced Scooby Doo a couple of times on this blog however (see a few posts below this one) and just recently I learned the tabs for "Scooby Doo Where Are You"

A Bm A Bm A Bm E A D

for anyone who's interested.

adrian mckinty said...

actually that was fallacious information.

the correct tabs are

A Bm E A Bm E A D E D E A Bm etc.

seana said...

I wonder if anyone in the U.S. would take a judge seriously here if they started wearing a wig in the courtroom. I would bet not.

My theory is that Americans crave the ceremonial, as long as they don't have to treat it seriously. As long as it is just in some sense playing dress up. So people love the idea of kings and queens as long its happening somewhere else. I think Harry Potter's school fits somewhere in this mold.

Of course, debutante balls, the military and some eastern boarding schools probably don't do very much for my hypothesis.

So you never wore a wig in your brief but illustrious career? Ever aspire to it?

John McFetridge said...

First of all, the less said about the Jays-Yankee series this week the better.

In Canada we've started getting episodes of Law and Order: UK and the courtroom scenes are the most different from the American version. Not just the wigs, but the whole way the lawyers and judges talk and act towards one another. The cop stuff is very similar exceptfor all the suspects offering them tea.

seana said...

John, I'm unclear on this--do Canadian lawyers wear wigs or not? As members of the Commonwealth, it seems only right. As members of North America, though, it seems absurd.

Although it is colder up your way at least some of the time.

Peter Rozovsky said...

Yep, make sure to get that bewigged picture of Mariano Rivero in there once you get one.

Interesting that a team still holds a kangaroo court. Frank Robinson was famous for doing so when he played for the Orioles, though I suspect the fines would have to be higher now to have the same effect.

A cool moment of my first visit to Belfast was the time I saw a man I presumed to be a judge walking to a car outside the main courthouse with a robe and wig over his arm.
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adrian mckinty said...

Seana

CJ Rehnquist in his final years started wearing gold stripes on his black judges gown, he'd seem in a production of the Mikado and liking them added them to his robe.

CJ Roberts however reverted back to the plain black robe.

adrian mckinty said...

John

I've yet to see that, but I'm going to watch. The whole layout of the British court of course is different, with a dock etc. UK family courts are much more like the US model but criminal courts are substantially different. I think they are designed to make the defendant look guilty from the outset although of course the presumption of innocence is exactly the same.

adrian mckinty said...

Peter

Well the court was closed to media so if its going to come out its going to have to come frome one of the players' cell phones.

Kabbadi's most memorable feature BTW that I can recall is the breath holding - seems like cheating would be very very easy.

adrian mckinty said...

John

Many of Toronto's recent moves have been inexplicable.

Peter Rozovsky said...
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Peter Rozovsky said...

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Did Rehnquist fancy himself the very model of a modern grand poo-bah?

Yeah, I read about the rule that dictates holding one's breath. Do rule breakers get called for illegal breathing? And how the hell is a referee going to make that call?
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seana said...

I thought I knew what to make of that Mikado thing, but no, I really don't. However I do kind of think i fits in with my theory.

Anonymous said...

Philip Larkin, God, the guitar tabs for Scooby Doo? Your brain must be a confusing place.

Matt said...

I used to have a considerable collection of books on baseball, but I donated them to the Hall of Fame a while back. A lot of stories about kangaroo courts...it used to actually whack players in the wallet back in the day, say around 1970 when players' minimum salary was $10,000 but now that the average salary is around 2-3 million, I suppose it's more a way of maintaining levity in the clubhouse. Don Baylor, the former manager and player, was apparently a quite exacting clubhouse judge.

Speaking of wigs:

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/bbw/2002-04-03/special-kangaroo.htm

adrian mckinty said...

Matt

Thats why the pic of Mariano in the wig may never surface.

Frank Robinson looks a bit ridiculous.

In the Yankees court even the judge got fined which seems harsh and arbitrary.

Gerard Brennan said...

"A Bm A Bm A Bm E A D

for anyone who's interested."

I'm so dusting off the acoustic tomorrow.

Something I didn't know about wigs and gowns in the NI Court system until I did jury service last year -- they remove the formal garments when trying the accused who are under the age of 18.

That was more interesting in my head, but now that I've bothered to type it, it stays.

gb

adrian mckinty said...

Peter

It seems strange that Rehnquist can just change the uniform whenever he likes. I mean what if he decided that everyone had to show up naked.

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

Yes, as I was saying to Peter its a good job he saw the Mikado and not Hair.

adrian mckinty said...

Ger

Bm is one of those tricky barred chords - I'm just saying.

The complete lyrics are online but my kids can usually only tolerate 2 verses and the chorus.

adrian mckinty said...

Anon

Yes you are correct. My brain is a mighty confusing place.

Peter Rozovsky said...

Adrian, given the staged voyeurism into which entertainment and sports have degenerated, if kangaroo courts catch on again, you can bet your Australian dollar that ESPN or some other equally shameless network will start a reality show called Kangaroo Court.

Gerard, there are better songs on which to practice your guitar chops. Thousands of better songs. You start playing Scooby Doo, and I'll break into your house and attack your ax with a wire cutter.
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adrian mckinty said...

Peter

Scooby Doo is a nice song!

That chord progression A Bm E is very pleasant on the ears.

Matt said...

Watching the L&O/UK is a trip because it brings to mind Michael Moriarty and Richard Brooks wearing those wigs. Actually, Brooks looked pretty damn good in his G vs. E afro.

Re: Frank Robinson: I agree, Adrian. But you tell him!

Peter Rozovsky said...

I've always thought it was a shite song, but I'm willing to reconsider. I will not, however, reconsider corporal punishment for anyone who says, "Ruh-roh!" and thinks he or she is being cute or amusing once I become king of the world.
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adrian mckinty said...

Matt

One of the interesting things about wigs for barristers is that its the only place where bald men (apart from swimming maybe) have an advantage. From my brief appearances as council (well assistant to council really) I always thought that the bald guys in the wigs looked kind of cool, but everyone else looked a bit stupid with their regular hair and a wig on top.

Peter Rozovsky said...

they remove the formal garments when trying the accused who are under the age of 18.

That was more interesting in my head, but now that I've bothered to type it, it stays.


Nah, it's still pretty interesting.

adrian mckinty said...

Peter

You seem to have this anti Scooby Doo thing, you'll be telling me next that you dont think Daphne was hot.

adrian mckinty said...

Peter

I think they dont wear wigs in Family Court either.

I did hear a story once from a fellow clerk about how he lost his barrister's wig. They cost about two thousand pounds so it was a big deal. Fortunately the barrister had insurance. Wig insurance, though, cracked me up to think about that.

Peter Rozovsky said...

Speaking of dogs, did you see who the Philadelphia Eagles have signed?

Daphne was the hot one, right? Yeah, she was pretty hot.
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Peter Rozovsky said...

One sometimes hears about human-hair wigs. Are barristers’ wigs made from real barristers?
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adrian mckinty said...

Peter

You know I like Philadelphia. Always have. Been there 3 or 4times and its been great. But this was a terrible move. I dont want to deny a man the right to earn a living, but this is a character who systematically tortured dogs to death over a two year period. If he'd signed for the Jets I would not have rooted for the Jets this season. Winning isnt everything.

Peter Rozovsky said...

Pity we poor sods who have to edit stories and write headlines about this *&%&^#@(*)&ing event, which was carefully timed to be able to make it into the Sunday papers. The call si already out for people to work overtime on the copy desk. That is how overplayed the story is going to be.
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seana said...

I mentioned Glamourpuss, but I couldn't resist a link. If you think wigs look dumb on top of hair, think how they look on top of fur.

It's kind of surprising Rehnquist didn't bring back wigs, when you stop and think about it. At least for the chief justice.

I actually thought afterwards that that whole Mikado thing was a joke, but I guess you weren't kidding.

John McFetridge said...

Yes, as I was saying to Peter its a good job he saw the Mikado and not Hair.

Or Oh Calcutta.

About the Jays moves, as always, The Onion says it best:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/blue_jays_gm_confirms_there_never

Peter Rozovsky said...

Or Cats. Or The Elephant Man.

The Onion’s writing is so much better than anything else in the U.S., certainly better than anything in any American newspaper.

I hear Lily Burke is so upset about the Jays' carry-on that she's sending back her Jays jammies in protest.
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adrian mckinty said...

Peter

The whole thing is shameful. Yes I really do pity having to be involved in that story on any level.

It would have been great if Rehnquist had come to court as Macavity the Mystery Cat.

adrian mckinty said...

John

It sure reads like a suicide attempt on the part of the Blue Jayz.

Yes I agree the Onion is our finest source of news.

My favourite headline:

MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

Thats the stuff of nightmares. And I dont use that as a figure of speech. Actual honest to god nightmares.