Monday, August 2, 2010

The Gulf of Mexico Cover Up

I was watching CNN last night and they had a marine biologist on talking about how virtually no oil was turning up in scientific examinations of marine life in the Gulf of Mexico. In Florida, community after community has been saying that no oil has washed up on any of their beaches and tourists should not stay away. In Louisiana we are assured that shrimp from the Gulf is safe to eat and there has been little oil damage. Throughout the crisis BP has never managed to tell the same story about where the leak is or how much oil is actually leaking. And finally all external offers of assistance have been refused by BP and the US government, even from such luminaries as Kevin Costner (above, right) and James Cameron. What is going on? I'll tell you what's going on. There is no leaking oil well. The leaking well is a cover story. For what, you ask. Isn't it obvious? In Roswell in 1947 it was weather balloons, in Phoenix in 1997 it was flares. In the Devils Tower in 1979 it was a chemical spill, oh wait, that was a movie . . . or was it? Clearly a UFO has crashed in the Gulf of Mexico and the international media is in league to cover it up. Fox and NBC and The Daily Show only pretend to be on opposite sides. They're all on the same side! They're all peddling the same lie. They are all working for the aliens. Bobby Jindal: alien. Sarah Palin: alien. Barack Obama: alien. The battery on my camcorder is a BP 9-11. BP 911! Are you blind people? Do you see? It's all linked. BP, 9/11, the Towers, the so called Hindenburg disaster. This is what John Lennon said on the first track of the second Beatles album With The Beatles which was released on November 22 1963:

It won't be long yeah, yeah, yeah
It won't be long yeah, yeah, yeah
It won't be long yeah
'Til I belong to you.

Ev'ry night when ev'rybody has fun,
Here am I sitting all on my own,

It won't be long yeah, yeah, yeah
It won't be long yeah, yeah, yeah
It won't be long yeah
'Til I belong to you.

Clearly this a reference to the Kennedy assassination. How did Lennon know about it in advance? How? Because he was part of the conspiracy. Tony Hayward the chairman of BP was 6 years old when this record was released, living in Slough, only 20 miles west of the Abbey Road studios. Where have you heard of Slough, recently? Why the British version of The Office of course which concluded its first season a mere week before 9/11. Dawn from The Office got married at St Paul's Cathedral because her father has an MBE. You know who was at the wedding? An executive from BP (I'm guessing, it was a pretty big guest list). You know who else got married at St Pauls? Prince Charles and Lady Di both from different clans of our lizard oppressors (if David Icke is to be believed). In the Da Vinci Code however Dan Brown said that Lady Di and Prince Charles got married at Westminster Abbey. A mistake? Not bloody likely. What does Dan Brown know that we dont? What is he trying to tell us? Something about the Messiah perhaps? Wheels within wheels, people, patterns within patterns.

40 comments:

Naomi Johnson said...

You've gone off your meds again, haven't you?

seana said...

I'm really surprised and a little disappointed to see that Bono plays no role here.

Keith Rawson said...

I think you're on to something here, Adian....

Declan Burke said...

Isn't it obvious, Seana? Bono has finally channelled McKinty. Or McKinty has channelled Bono.

Either way, it's all over bar the screaming.

seana said...

I'm optimistic that a code is encrypted here, which when deciphered will spell out 'Paul Hewson".

Glenna said...
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Glenna said...

Great, now he's gone and done it. If the FBI shows up asking questions, I'll know where to put the blame. I'll tell them McKinty told me.

adrian mckinty said...

Naomi


Off my meds or finally seeing the world clearly for the first time?!!!!!!!!!!!!

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

I dont even need to mention Bono. Isnt it obvious that Paul Hewson KBE is at the centre of the internationl/interplanetary spiderweb?

adrian mckinty said...

Keith

The sad part is that you and everyone else reading this will now be killed or brain washed.

adrian mckinty said...

Glenna

The FBI already knows. The FBI, The CIA, The FIP (the Federation Internationale de Philatelie) are all the same!

adrian mckinty said...

Declan

I'll be happy to channel say a tenth of his income. You know what, I'll even pay taxes on it.

seana said...

This theory is far too elaborate. It doesn't take a genius (luckily) to figure out that the oil is ROLLING IN, but we've all been MASS HYPNOTIZED not to see it.

Also, your post doesn't have enough CAPITAL LETTERS to come across as effort of a TRUE BELIEVER.

Peter Rozovsky said...

You buncha suckers probably think Howard Hughes is dead.

Peter Rozovsky said...

For some reason, this post got me thinking of anagrams. My own name yields “Zesty provoker,” which I’ve always liked. Seana’s gives “Aha, managers!” perhaps what she whispers to a partner in crime when the brass approaches.

The name of this blog’s keeper yields “Dinky, manic rat,” about which I venture no opinion.
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Detectives Beyond Borders
"Because Murder Is More Fun Away From Home"
http://www.detectivesbeyondborders.blogspot.com/

seana said...

There's a "maniac" in there somewhere too, I think.

As for me, talking trash, not planning crime is sadly much more likely.

adrian mckinty said...

Peter

I like those very much. I believe I shall call myself Dinky the Manic Rat on the rare occasions when I disagree with one of your blog posts.

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

You speak the truth about capitalization. I've sometimes read the comments on a Huffington Post article and sooner or later the capital letters nut always appears. Sooner even than the person calling someone else a Nazi.

adrian mckinty said...

Peter

He died in Blood's A Rover so it must be true.

Anonymous said...

John Lennon = genius

adrian mckinty said...

Anon

In these post ironic times I really cant tell whether you're being sarcastic or not.

Still we can agree it's hardly:

My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains
My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk,
Or emptied some dull opiate to the drains
One minute past, and Lethe-wards sunk:
'Tis not through envy of thy happy lot,
But being too happy in thine happiness,--
That thou, light-winged Dryad of the trees
In some melodious plot
Of beechen green, and shadows numberless,
Singest of summer in full-throated ease

Peter Rozovsky said...

It's my experience that the first two or three comments on an online news article may be rational. By the third, the nuts, the ranters, the ravers, the truthers, the all-cappsers, and the worst, filled with passionate intensity, have come out.
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Detectives Beyond Borders
"Because Murder Is More Fun Away From Home"
http://www.detectivesbeyondborders.blogspot.com/

Peter Rozovsky said...
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Peter Rozovsky said...

"You better keep your head, little girl
Or I won't know where I am

... Catch you with another man
That's the end-uh little girl"

= genius

seana said...

Man oh man, Peter, I hope your rule of thumb for online news isn't also true for BLOGS.

Philip Robinson said...
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Philip Robinson said...

HA! My last post was not deleted by ME, but by the BEAST, whose number in Hebrew is WWW.

adrian said...

Phil

I knew that was going to happen. It said so in Nostradamus.

adrian said...

Seana

Best line on Mad Men last night:

Don: Did you enjoy the fuhrer's birthday?

Roger: May he live for 1000 years.

adrian mckinty said...

Peter

Funnily enough after reading this headline


in the huffington post

I responded

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER READ IN A LIFETIME OF READING STUPID THINGS. CONGRATULATIONS YOU GODDAMN IDIOT

seana said...

Yeah, I liked the way that exchange was just slipped in. Those two actors play very well off each other. The guy who plays Roger is very good in an understated way. My first impressions of the season are that the show has moved from relying on high concept to rellying on acting, which works for me.

Brian O'Rourke said...

It all makes sense now...Kevin Spacey WAS Keyser Soze, Oswald acted alone, and yes, that weird dude at work doesn't just unzip at the urinal, he actually rolls his jeans down so he can moon any unsuspecting fool who may walk in!!!!!!

seana said...

Nice use of capitals AND multiple exclamation points, Brian!

Matt said...

Adrian, I don't know if you ever visited this website, maybe back when you lived in Colorado...many nifty pics here.

http://blogs.denverpost.com/captured/2010/07/26/captured-america-in-color-from-1939-1943/

adrian said...

Brian

I have never understood all the nuances of urinal etiquette but I do know not to stand right next to someone when there is plenty of space.

adrian said...

Matt

Beautiful beautiful pictures. I love the ones from New England in particular. I emailed the link to my little brother who loves Americana from that era.

Adrian said...

Seana

I was very impressed by Glen too. They're going to have to become Soviet agents and defect to that kid out of their lives. My feeling is that he grows up and shoots President Reagan.

seana said...

Yeah, Glen was so good that I kind of forgot he was acting. My only question of the script though is why he would want to help Sally to actually move.

Brian O'Rourke said...

Adrian -

This should set you straight.

I really think urinal etiquette is more a part of natural law than positive law.

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