Watch it now before agents from the future go back in time and erase all this from ever happening.
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Belfast Man (of course) Discovers Evidence of Time Travel in Charlie Chaplin Film
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On the In So Many Words blog Yvette castigates me for my dislike of ET (sorry Yvette but I really do hate that film) but she did remind me of a sci-fi film I completely forgot about: Galaxy Quest.
I had such low expectations for Galaxy Quest (Tim Allen is the star for heavens sake) however I really really liked it. I think it has one of the funniest first acts of any film I've seen. Sags a bit in the middle but comes alive again at the end.
Okay, so I said travel writer in the future gets mixed up in crime and it's actually time traveller film critic but I'm sure s/he gets mixed up in a crime. 1928, probably has something to do with the stock market.
Sci fi just writes itself.
Umm, yeah. I have a handful of applicable Irish jokes, but, considering my audience, I will refrain.
I should have thought of Galaxy Quest myself. Also, I should watch it again.
But where is the obligatory debunking of the film, people?
My questions are, one, if it is a phone, who could she possibly be calling, and two, why doesn't anyone around her find her behavior unusual?
John
Tell the truth, are you the agent from the future, in drag?
Josh
Wise move.
And on your other two points from the Franzen post. I'll read the review after I've read the book. Thats my long standing policy for a book I'm going to read.
Havent read his advice. Rule #1 should be: get yourself on Oprah or in some kind of controversy or both at the same time.
Seana
Oh to have live in this world of cynicism.
1. She's calling a landline. They did have phones backs then you know.
2. Everybody else thought she was crazy and kept away, just as we all used to do in the happy days when you could easily spot a schizo by his or her conversation with imaginary friends.
Wouldn't that have required some sort of cell phone tower that maybe someone would have noticed over the years?
Or maybe she's just calling the future. Maybe all the other people we used to think of as crazy were just doing so too.
OK, I'm convinced.
Seana
Hmmm, some kind of innocuous structure thats been doubling as a cell phone transponder for future time travellers, but which nobody suspects and is high enough over the city to work everywhere?
I have no idea what that could be.
Wow, I really wish I'd known that when I wrote the Hollywood Sign portion of that trivia book.
But I suppose then they would have to kill me.
Adrian, even if 'George' is from Belfast, would you pay to see a film made by this man?
For the benefit of others, his film "The Battle of the Bone" is about Ulster tribal warfare in a part of north Belfast known as the "Bone" (another part with a similar macho nickname is called the "Hammer"). Of course George is 'playing' (sigh!) with the "Battle of the Boyne".
My limitless knowledge of this epic come from the fact that my son Fergus was dragged unwittingly into its production. I will now want to see it just in case in the middle of the riot scenes, Fergus appears dressed as Charlie Chaplin.
Seana
No they would just erase you.
Philip
I think its pretty cool actually that you tangentially know this character.
And I've got to admit that when I saw that poster for Battle of the Bone I thought it was a hilarious title. And your kid is actually in the movie? Thats funny.
Speaking of north Belfast riots. I heard Carrickfergus was lit up by trouble this week: Eden Village, Carrick, Rathcoole - I think we know the charmers involved there, don't we?
As usual, it's not good to read the comments on YouTube. Online comments are generally annoying, but YouTube seems like the worst.
Still, I think the guy who said it's Lon Chaney may be right.
Adrian,
Yes, the 'charmers' included masked UVF gunmen recognised by the police presumably because they haven't changed their masks in 20 years.
Oh, and Fergus tells me that the "Battle of the Bone" is a triple-entendre, also having a Return of the Zombies theme. He says, like the woman in the Chaplin film, he had to scratch his ear at one point.
I have to wonder how the time traveler got there? Hot tub? Phone booth?
Or maybe it's a ghost, I'm sure I've heard somewhere that some of them can only be seen on film...or something.
Moviemaking does seem a much better project than rioting, whatever the result.
Yeah, I didn't think a punning title would get much criticism here. And triple entendre? It's golden.
That was a trip. Was the transistor radio invented back then? That is the only thing I can think it could be.
John
Who was Lon Cheney talking to?
Philip
A triple entendre? That sounds good to me.
I liked the report about the riot in Eden Village "rioters blocked a road" - there only is one road in Eden to block. Its all a bit pathetic really.
Glenna
Can't be a ghost. Ghosts are always willowy and good looking, except when they're trying to scare you.
Seana
Exactly.
Sean
They didn't invent the transistor until after WW2 - hence the vacuum tubes in all those radios and primitive computers etc.
Like all actors, Lon Chaney was talking to his agent.
There's a scene in the movie 1941 when some Japanese soldiers kidnap Slim Pickens and his radio and take him back to their sub. They can't fit the radio into the sub and one of the guys says, "we've got to figure out how to make these things smaller."
Some people say that's Spielberg's funniest movie.
John
Isnt there a line in Werewolves of London "I saw Lon Chaney talking with the Queen?"
Maybe Zevon was in on all of this?
What if she's just a loony talking to her hand? And has anyone here seen the Chaplin movie in question, or are we taking Belfast Man at his word?
If she's a loony pretending to use a cell phone in 1928, she isn't a loony, she's prescient.
John, you know just a little bit too much about all this to be entirely above suspicion.
I'm sorry, but every time someone says Belfast Man, I think of Piltdown Man. I like Belfast Man, though, with his obsessional devotion to Chaplin. Even though I've never been all that crazy about him myself. Give me Buster Keaton any day.
My great-great-great grandfather is also an extra in "Battle of the Bone." He time travelled (in steerage, of course) to get the role.
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No offense to Belfast Man, but... why?
Peter
He urges us to buy the DVD box set and see for ourselves, but that of course could just be a clever marketing ploy by the DVD company.
If I were a more cynical chap I would smell a rat.
Seana
Apparently if you buy the Harold Lloyd box set the evidence for time travel is overwhelming...why is hanging from that big clock if not to communicate some hidden message.
Its been there in plain sight all our lives!!!!
What I'd like to know is why the woman who travelled from the future with her cell phone just so she could land on a movie set is wearing clothes of the period in which she landed.
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Peter, even I can see that she would have had proper period clothes constructed before she left. Sure, they're probably inaccurate, but how would we be able to tell that?
I expect the message that Harold Lloyd was giving will be crystal clear in another hundred years or so.
Why would she have had proper period clothes constructed but not proper period communications? Are you telling me it's easier to fake a petticoat than it is a telegram?
Peter
Well of course you'd take your phone for emergencies. The past is another country.
If the past is another country, she probably has to pay roaming charges.
Peter
Her bill is going to be shocking, but I have already thought of a solution: open up a bank account with one dollar in it and then collect the compound interest a thousand years from now.
I went back to the past and found out that that's a very old solution.
Peter
A few years ago I found these scam artists on the web who were offering to prolong your life indefinitely for the lowly fee of 10 dollars. The way it worked was this. You give them 10 dollars and they put it in an escrow account and it gains interest. You live your life and then you die, except that you dont, because your money accumulates and accumulates until in the future they discover how to do time travel and with this enormous "insurance" money the firm sends someone back in time to save your life at the moment of your death.
I'm pretty sure busybody attorney generals closed them down.
But the time traveller didn't get the clothes right. Obviously in the time traveller's native time (is that's what we call it?) clothes are all unisex and when preparing for this trip he accidentally ordered women's clothes. Probably made a mistake when ordering a communication device, too.
Maybe the cashier at the time travel shop was distracted, planning a trip of his own or joking around with other customers or... Oh wait, wrong thread, sorry.
John
Going back to 1941 for a minute. I thought the stuff with the ventiliquist on the ferris wheel was really funny.
Or maybe he/she was coming up to the cashier, still obliviously talking on his/her cell phone, and the cashier zapped him back into the past.
Revenge of the cashiers!
Let's say John is right, and our transvestite time traveler accidentaly ordered women's clothes.
Our t.t.t. discovers the mistakes, returns to his own time, and returns the clothes. But the cashier rightly says, "Sorry, ma'am, er, sir, but you were seen wearing these clothes in 1920. Ninety years is well past our 30-day return policy."
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" ... scam artists on the web who were offering to prolong your life indefinitely for the lowly fee of 10 dollars. The way it worked was this. You give them 10 dollars and they put it in an escrow account and it gains interest. You live your life and then you die, except that you dont, because your money accumulates and accumulates until in the future they discover how to do time travel and with this enormous "insurance" money the firm sends someone back in time to save your life at the moment of your death.
I'm pretty sure busybody attorney generals closed them down."
Damned meddling regulators interfering with the free market.
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Didn't WC Fields leave money in bank accounts all over the country? Maybe he's the time traveller, did he ever do drag?
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