Friday, February 4, 2011

Three Weeks In Cairo

Back in 1999 Leah and I spent three weeks in Cairo staying at our friend Jonathan's place on the west bank of the Nile. We weren't planning to spend that long crashing at his pad but the day we were supposed to leave on the bus back to Jerusalem the khamseen (the annual desert sandstorm) hit and we ended up spending another week there. I liked Cairo very much. The people were friendly, the sights were spectacular and we ate very very well. Pigeon stuffed with lamb I remember as well felafel, tabbouleh, hummus and my favourite dish of all: fuul medames. We mostly walked places but I do remember a few hair raising taxi rides that ended in - fortunately - minor collisions. Obviously as a tourist you have to take in the pyramids, which we did so early in the morning that there was no one else around at all. (There had been a fairly recent terrorist attack at Luxor which also deterred the crowds). We had been warned in advance that the taxi driver would tell us that "today was a holiday and that the pyramids were closed but his cousin could get us in the back way for a small fee" which he did indeed say or words to that effect. This well known, uhm, pyramid scheme, was a popular con at the time. Jonathan had written down something in Arabic to tell him and I said it and it did the trick because he then took us straight to the pyramids.
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The other highlight of our trip was the Egyptian Museum which contains a spectacular collection of Egyptiana. We ended up going there twice and still barely covered everything it had to offer. We mostly had the place to ourselves because another recent terrorist attack had been on German tourists at the museum and the resulting headlines were still keeping people away. I suppose even then there was a feeling in Cairo that violence was just under the surface and the city was ready to explode. Certainly the Egyptians we spoke to felt that and were completely disillusioned with the Mubarak regime. (One day we visited the tomb of the last Shah of Iran who is buried in a Cairo mosque and you'd think that his death in exile would be a useful momento mori for the current govt.)
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Come an evening we would eat out cheaply (and well) and then go down to the local tea shop and smoke sheesha pipes until late - which was a very pleasant way to unwind. Women weren't supposed to smoke in tea shops but no one seemed to mind Leah being there and no one ever hassled us. On one occasion after we had gone to see Sufi dancers we took a walk in a part of town we didn't know that well and I got a pipe that contained something a good bit stronger than apple tobacco. I'm not sure if it was hashish or opium but whatever it was I was baked out of my mind and barely made it home.
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Eventually it came time for us to leave town and we took the bus across the Sinai from Cairo to Jerusalem. I haven't been back to Egypt since but I would like to go again and I hope that the current drama being played out in the streets results in a government that satisfies the people and is stable enough to encourage visitors to return to this great city.
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Christopher Hitchens, who I'm happy to say is still alive and kicking, has an interesting piece on Egypt in Slate, here.

37 comments:

seana said...

Nice piece. I think it's going to be some time before the tourists start flocking back, unfortunately.

I had read that Slate piece, but somehow didn't know it was Hitchens.

In another Slate article, although we do not find out any conclusive info about those baseball bats, we do find out pretty definitely that they don't have them because they're playing baseball.

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

Yeah thats what I figured yet no one has discovered whether they are wood bats or aluminium. I would have thought the latter but you never know. It was nice to see that Northern Ireland reference in the explainer column and yes the Athletic Stores on Queens Street, Belfast did and does sell baseball bats even though the game is not played in Ulster. They are not maple Louisville Sluggers.

seana said...

Yes, I noticed the Belfast reference.

I really wonder why baseball hasn't caught on everywhere. It's not like it requires a lot of equipment.

Sean Patrick Reardon said...

Great recap of your trip. Sneaking into a pyramid like it was a speakeasy, incredible.

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

And its not as if the Egyptians play cricket.

adrian mckinty said...

Sean

It was a very strange morning. We were the only people at all inside the Great Pyramid. I think the hour of the day, the recent terrorism and the coming sandstorm deterred a lot of people.

adrian mckinty said...

I've never shopped at Kenneth Cole but they must have a nutter in charge of their twitter account:

Millions are in uproar in #Cairo. Rumor is they heard our new spring collection is now available online at http://bit.ly/KCairo -KC
less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Kenneth Cole
KennethCole

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seana said...

Well, they do say in every crisis an opportunity.

For nutters anyway.

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

True. I remember one riot I got caught up in Belfast and while I was waiting for the traffic to get movin I was somewhat flabbergasted by the mysterious appearance of an ice cream van, which went on to do a roaring trade - I think - to both sides. If that guy doesnt have his own hotel chain by now there's no justice.

seana said...

Selling people on the scene ice cream seems more of a humanitarian service, though.

At least that's what President Obama thought. These people were tapped to sit with Michelle Obama at the State of the Union.

Sadly, though it's only two blocks away from where I work, I have yet to sample their wares.

kathy d. said...

Kenneth Cole made a public apology for that insensitive promotional plug using the very grave situation in Cairo to sell his products.

Saw this on TV tonight.

My hopes are with the Egyptian people for a government which gives them civil liberties and much more.

adrian said...

Seana


Come on you should go.

adrian said...

Kathy

He should have done. That was very very silly.

Somehow I dont think Mubarak is going to leave but we'll see.

seana said...

I will. I just forget it's there. I don't think they're hurting for business right now somehow.

Peter Rozovsky said...

That's a nice piece by Hitchens. Arabs are people, too. What a novel idea.
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adrian mckinty said...

Peter

Terribly written piece by Noam Chomsky in the Guardian here. I know what he's trying to say but boy is he all over the place. This is what happens, I suppose, when you refuse to be edited.

Peter Rozovsky said...

Good god, you're right about that Chomsky piece. He's less coherent -- and far less entertaining -- than Camille Paglia. The piece reads like a very rough first draft by a writer forcing himself to jot down notes when he really has only the vaguest idea of what he wants to write.

adrian mckinty said...

Peter

And if the poor sub editor had refused to publish it on the grounds that it didnt actually make any sense Chomsky would have yelled "censorship by the evil media conglomerates!" or something.

Peter Rozovsky said...
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Peter Rozovsky said...

The same thought occurred to me. He was as expert on language acquisition; why did he never acquire the ability to use his own with eloquence?

I remember hearing him speak on the radio in the 1980s. He degenerated rapidly into high-pitched hyperventilation. And then last year I posted that 1971 clip of Foucault chewing up Chomsky and spitting him out. Has there ever been so public an intellectual less competent at expressing himself in public?
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adrian mckinty said...

Peter


Thats a good piece. Of course I've had a hard time taking Foucault seriously after I learned that he used to lie down in Paris urinals and have people pee on him.

I know people who know Chomsky and say he's a very nice man, but oh Lord he really needs to think before he writes - that piece was dreadful, whatever the hell it was about.

Peter Rozovsky said...

I remember you couldn't get past that pee thing when I first posted the Foucault-Chomsky clip.

Chomsky came across like someone's nerdy, awkward but nice cousin in that clip, and that's the amazing thing that I never thought of until now. The man has been thrusting himself into public debate for at least forty years and probably closer to fifty, and he still is utterly incompetent at expressing himself in public.

Why is this? Is he by temperament irredeemably clumsy and ineloquent? Is he and has he always been a hopelessly crappy writer? Is the content of his message so novel that no one has ever held him accountable for its abominable form?
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adrian mckinty said...

Peter

I remember having a discussion with someone on your blog once (was it Kathy?) about my preference for good prose and an ugly message over a nice message and ugly prose.

Evelyn Waugh horrible man great writer.

The Cold Six Thousand evil book beautifully written.

kathy d. said...

I read Chomsky's article. I think I agree with some of it, but I can't tell.

Oy vey! Does it every need editing (and copy-editing)-- like transitions, conclusions. And, what about basic sentence structure--subject, verb, object, that sort of thing.

I felt like I was viewing an old Sid Caesar "Show of Shows" double-talk scenario. (Only not funny, as Caesar was hilarious.)

seana said...

He lost me at Wikileaks.

Speaking of evil writers, I liked this rant by <a href="http://www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/columns-and-blogs/soapbox/article/45940-promote-this-forget-facebook.html>Andrei Codrescu</a> at PW. Not that I think he's evil, or even necessarily right. Also, don't go getting any ideas.

adrian mckinty said...

Andrei Codrescu

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

In favour of the recluse: well William Gibson also gave up on his blog to spend more time on his books so theres that. And I hate book readings so theres that too.

However a blog is a very useful place for venting stupid opinions that otherwise might make it into your books. I think Jonathan Franzen's Freedom is an excellent example of opinions, jokes and ideas that were certainly blogworthy but maybe should have gone past that into a novel.

Noam Chomsky should certainly blog, although his thoughts might been even less organised. Perhaps twitter would be perfect for him.

adrian mckinty said...

Kathy

Sid C is an excellent call back. It actually reminded me of Professor Irwin Corey the king of double talk who gave Thomas Pynchon's acceptance for Gravity's Rainbow.

seana said...

I think the part that resonated for me was that I really think it does authors a disservice to judge them by the public appearance personas they develop. People can have really interesting ideas and be cranky or inarticulate. I can think of a few.

I'm glad Codrescu didn't talk you into giving up your blog though. And actually, it's a bit unfair of him to hold authors to this recluse standard when he made his name on public radio.

Peter Rozovsky said...

I think I agree with some of it, but I can't tell.

That gets right at the point.

Seana, I don't know if you had Chomsky in mind when you suggested it's unfair to judge authors by their public appearance and conduct. It is fair to so judge Chomsky because he is and had chosen to be a public intellectual.
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seana said...

No, I wasn't thinking of Chomsky. Chomsky has voluntarily taken on the role, as do all teachers and lecturers, I'd guess. I was thinking of all the authors who aren't really public speakers by nature, and might well be introverts, but have to go around touting their wares because that's the way book promotion works now. Think of the Brontes having to do that, for instance.

I'm sure Adrian is good at it, from reports I've heard, but that's luck, it's not something that comes out of the merit of his writing.

Peter Rozovsky said...

Seana, I have expressed sympathy with authors who, through the shift of the burden from capital to labor in publishing, are forced to pay for and carry out editing and promotional tasks that publishers once paid for. That includes sympathy for naturally introverted or ill-tempered people who have to get up and smile in front of crowds.
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Peter Rozovsky said...

And if the poor sub editor had refused to publish it on the grounds that it didnt actually make any sense Chomsky would have yelled "censorship by the evil media conglomerates!" or something.

Adrian, check this out.
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kathy d. said...

Adrian,

Yes. I do think that not only Sid Caesar comes to mind, but so does Prof. Irwin Corey's double-talk.

I know Irwin Corey, have met him, have been at events with him. He talks informally just like his public persona. So, nobody understands most of it.

He is funny, but he's also like that, although he has a serious side, too.

On the Chomsky issue, maybe the Guardian doesn't want any criticism of their editing or non-editing of articles, and it's as simple as that. Editors are very thin-skinned about criticism of their work.

Tne New York Times--within certain boundaries--will print some differences of opinions in letters, but if anyone criticized the editing? I think there'd be hell to pay--and no publication.

adrian mckinty said...

Kathy, Peter

This is Prof Irwin Corey's speech on behalf of Thomas Pynchon...

http://www.ottosell.de/pynchon/corey.htm

Since Pynchon was even then a recluse and no one knew what he looked like many people thought that this was the actually him giving a crazy acceptance speech.

I love it.

kathy d. said...

Yes, the professor's speech as Thomas Pynchon is very funny, although I admit that when I read it, I got a headache.

Friends of mine who know Corey would also think it's funny.

He is a smart guy obviously with funny shtick.

And I like Studs Turkel, too bad he's no longer with us.