Sunday, February 26, 2012

Conquest of the Useless

I've been rereading Werner Herzog's Conquest of the Useless and its very enjoyable the second go round. (If you're into audiobooks I bet the audiobook of this is amazing.) 
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Conquest of the Useless is the largely unedited journal Herzog kept during his time in the Peruvian jungle filming Fitzcarraldo. Fitzcarraldo is an Irish rubber baron who wants to bring high opera to the rain forest and to do so he attempts to move a steam ship between two river systems over a mountain. Herzog was ordered by the movie executives in California (a hilarious bit of the book where he was staying at Francis Ford Coppola's house) to move a model steam ship through the San Diego botanic gardens, but instead he chose to move a real steam ship through the real jungle because that's what his dream told him to do.
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Even the initial canoe journey to the location shoot echoes The Heart of Darkness and Coppola's own Apocalypse Now. Everyone gets malaria and dysentery, Mick Jagger and Jason Robards quit the movie. Klaus Kinski loses his mind. Kittens are eaten alive by chickens. Wives are bought and sold for the price of a jar of poison (for darts). A mad soldier invades Ecuador with his platoon of men and advances 30 miles into Ecuadorian territory. A villager stabs a spear at Herzog's belly. The film crew's own translator is a pathological liar who incites the villagers against the director. People break legs and arms. Floods destroy the set. Wars break out. Poisonous snakes and spiders are everywhere. From all this chaos somehow a film is made. Fantastic stuff. 

11 comments:

Ray Banks said...

If you haven't already (and you probably have), I'd highly recommend Les Blank's doc on Fitzcarraldo, Burden of Dreams.

Mark English said...

The lesson surely is don't follow your dream and don't follow others who might be following theirs.

adrian mckinty said...

Ray

I havent seen the Les Blank doc but I think there's a pretty big chunk of it in My Best Fiend, esp the bits of Kinski acting like a madman.

adrian mckinty said...

Mark

Especially if they want to go into the jungle or walk to the South Pole.

L.H. Thomson said...

Not to backtrack too far, Adrian, but they just played the first of the new season of Sherlock Holmes here in Canada and you had it pegged.

Good lord. Absolutely dreadful plotting. Dreadful.

adrian mckinty said...

LH

Yeah nice acting, nice cinematography, nice directing, very dodgy scripts.

seana said...

I still haven't read this, but will.

Herzog got some screen time on the Academy Awards last night, although it was in a fairly useless film clip where a bunch of famous film people were asked what makes a great film great.

The consensus? It is a mystery.

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

I missed that but I did hear that poor Sean Young was arrested for trying to crash an Oscar party which is a bit sad.

seana said...

Well, bad publicity is still publicity, they say.

It wasn't a very exciting show, and I didn't have a lot invested in who won, but I was glad a Frenchman took the prize for a change.

Sheiler said...

the frenchman plus IRAN

seana said...

True, Sheiler. That was surprising.