Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Conquest of the Useless

What a way to start the new year! Werner Herzog's Conquest of the Useless is the best book I've read in a long time. It's his journal about his time in the Peruvian jungle filming Fitzcarraldo. Fitzcarraldo is a rubber baron who wants to bring high opera to the rain forest and to do so he attempts to move a steam ship between two river systems over a mountain. Herzog was asked by the movie executives in LA (a hilarious section where he was staying at Francis Ford Coppola's house) to move a model steam ship through the San Diego botanic gardens. He chose to move a real steam ship through the real jungle. Even the initial canoe journey to the location shoot echoes The Heart of Darkness and Coppola's own Apocalypse Now. Everyone gets malaria and dysentery, Mick Jagger and Jason Robards quit. Klaus Kinski loses his mind. Kittens are eaten alive by chickens. Wives are bought and sold for the price of a jar of poison (for darts). A mad soldier invades Ecuador with his platoon of men and advances 30 miles. A villager stabs a spear at Herzog's belly. The film crew's own translator is a pathological liar who incites the villagers against Herzog. Floods destroy the set. Wars break out. Poisonous snakes and spiders are everywhere. Fantastic stuff. 

15 comments:

John McFetridge said...

Looks like a lot of fun.

Of course it makes me think of that Lawrence Olivier line to Dustin Hoffman, wasn't it? "Have you tried acting?" Everything in the movies is fake, why not the locations?

adrian said...

John

I get the feeling from this book that the film was secondary for Herzog and his real quest was to get the steamship over the mountain.

Michael Stone said...

I read a short story by Garry Kilworth called (I think) "Filming the Making of the Film of the Making of Fitzcarraldo". I feel the need to dig it out again now you've given me some background.

adrian said...

Mike

And I will dig out that story.

Glenna said...

I may have to add Herzog to my "need to try to read" list. He sounds like an interesting fellow to attempt all that.

adrian mckinty said...

Glenna

Its a pretty great read, also try one or two of his movies. His documentaries in particular are wonderful.

John McFetridge said...

"Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe" is good, too. It's not a Herzog documentary, it's by Les Blank (who has also made some terrific documentaries, his one about garlic is really good).

It's probably on YouTube.

adrian said...

John

And it was Les who did the documentary about the making of Fitzcaralldo which is just brilliant.

Herzog eats his shoe is on youtube somewhere, thats where I saw it.

Matt said...

Are you going to watch the Cave of Forgotten Dreams? It's in 3-D, Adrian...

seana said...

I thought I posted here, but..

So the sequence is watch Fitzcarraldo, then watch the film about making it, then watch the video of Herzog interviewed about his book, then read the book, and then read the book about filming the making of the film about making the film of Fitzcarraldo.

Or should I just read This is the House that Jack Built again?

adrian mckinty said...

Matt

I think it sounds very cool.

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

As crazy as it sounds they're all great!

Glenna said...

Seana, I've been thinking the same thing, only with fewer steps. It is rather daunting.

rob.james said...

I read this instead of starting Anna Karenina.
I made the right choice.

adrian mckinty said...

Rob

I dont know. Anna Karenina is pretty good when - spoiler alert - she jumps in front of the train.