My daughters' school, St Kilda Primary, had a non school uniform day yesterday when you were allowed to come as your favourite character from a book. My eldest daughter picked Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz and my youngest went as Lotte from the Charlie and Lola books. There were a lot of Spidermen and Harry Potters, there was quite a bit of crossdressing and there was one kid who had no shoes on under a blanket which was probably Bilbo Baggins but could possibly have been Huck Finn or Shoeless Joe Jackson (from WP Kinsella's The Iowa Baseball Confederacy).
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It was a very successful event and it got me thinking about how about great it would be if adults were allowed to come to work as their favourite literary characters. If you were feeling pissed off and troublesome you could be Captain Ahab or Holden Caulfield or Yossarian. If you were in a mood to be sarky you could go as pretty much anyone from the works of Oscar Wilde or Jane Austen. Everyone at the office would know to avoid you on the Dostoyevsky or Emily Bronte or Cormac McCarthy days and they'd happily share your booze and biscuits on the Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett days.
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Of course the problem with this stupid idea is that unless you actually work in a bookshop no one will get any of your references: almost nobody reads anymore, libraries are closing, book stores are going bankrupt - if you went to work as one of the cast of Jersey Shore, sure they'll know who you are, but a literary character? No chance.
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People could still dress up as their favorite character from childhood, because they'd still remember that.
And they could dress up from their favorite characters from books that they'd recently seen in movies. I'm sure a lot of people would dress up as Lisbeth Salandar, for instance. At least in my town they would.
Speaking of Steig Larsson, I just met the next one today. Or so they tell me. Jo Nesbo came into the store to do an interview with my friend Rick Kleffel, who was using my bosses office. One of my friends in the buying office was in quite a tizzy, because of her Swedish background.
Mr. Nesbo was intrigued with our Santa Cruz Tshirts, which were actually designed by one of my coworkers. He was a little concerned that American sizing might make him look 'a little whimpy'. So when he came out of the interview, we had a couple of the shirts for him to try on. "I'll try them right here," he said without fanfare. It was left for his middle-aged male driver to say "not many writers are that buff."
We could but agree.
Seana
I havent read any Nesbo. The Stieg Larsson books and my one experience with Icelandic crime fiction has poisoned that well for me, at least for a while.
I haven't read him either, but I will. I'm not a Larsson fan but I did like Indridason and longer ago the Sjöwall and Wahlöö series.
Plus, I've got the first two Nesbo galleys, which I've been meaning to get to for awhile.
He's bumped up the list, anyway.
Don't let that poisoned well put you off watching The Killing.
Try the original before the remake, although the remake is pretty good
The remake IS pretty good, it's not exactly what you'd call fast paced, but I like the characters.
And thanks for the info, Rob on the superinjunction. I didn't get into the Singh case, but I find the whole thing very odd indeed.
Nesbo is pretty good. Redbreast is excellent, and so is The Snowman. I can't compare him to any of the other Scandinavians because I haven't read them, but he's maybe a sped-up, hipper(don't get sick), faster-burning Rankin. That's a terrible description really.
Conor
Well I wont rule him out. From curiousity I did look for some Nesbo in the library today but they were all out.
I think my problem is equating my image of Scandanavia with crime fiction. In an average year there are zero murders in Iceland and about dozen in all of Norway. These are just not violent countries. The Norwegians and Icelanders seemed to get it all out of their system in the period 800 - 1200.
Rob
Hearing good things about the Killing everywhere!
Seana
I tried Jar City but I just couldnt get into it.
Sounds like a fun day at school.
In Jar City, they eat buckets of Sheep skulls, just like a KFC bargain bucket only with grey sheep meat and eyeballs. I rushed out to buy a Icelandic cookbook after seeing that..Yummy
Adrian, have you read Three Seconds or Box 21? I'd pretty much given up on Scandinavian authors after Larsson and Mankell, but I admit, I'm really looking forward to the next Rosland and Hellstrom novel to be translated.
Seana, let me know about Jo Nesbo when you get around to reading him.
Maybe some of these Scandinavian authors should relocate to Rio, Jamaica or Detroit. Then their stories would be more convincing. Only thing is they would all end up about black gangs and drugs. Crime writing that matched reality wouldnt be worth reading.Its on everyones doorstep.
The Busted Flush rocked gently in the arms of her mooring lines, the last rays of sun glinting over the horizan. I staggered to bar and topped off my glass with Boodles Gin. "We all play dress-up, Meyer. We all pretend to be grown-ups, dressed up in our Bob Hope smiles and Dean Martin smirks. Dressed up with our jolly bouncing blondes and our brand new caddies. Dressed up in our hundred dollar suits and $2 shoe shines." Meyer gave a grimace of disgust and said, "Sober up McGee. You're getting to be a pain in the ass!"
BRIGHT WIND FROM THE MOUNTAIN
Yeah, I know that the statistical improbability aspect is a problem for you, Adrian, but luckily for me I don't follow crime statistics, except once, briefly, those of Southern California.
Another thing Nesbo can apparently do well is sing and play the guitar, which he was also doing in our store, but this I didn't hear, because my bosses office is apparently a lot more sound proof than I thought.
I should say that it was just us making all the fuss--he came across as just a guy, and could have blended into Santa Cruz quite well.
I'll let you know when I read them, Glenna, but I've got a couple of things ahead of them.
Didn't Snooki write a book?
As usual, the first I heard about the dress-up day was as Jack and I were walking through the gates and we noticed gangs of Hobbits and Harry Potters roaming across the school yard.
I would have gone as Donald E Westlake's Parker so I could deal ruthlessly with my inefficient co-workers and remain untroubled by my conscience.
I flicked through The Snowman and was intrigued at the mention of Toowoomba in a Swedish novel. I might give it a go.
Well, I own a yellow hat, so I'm set.
Frankie
Sounds a bit like N Irish food.
Glenna
Nope I havent read either of those books. I read a Menkell novel The China something, which I didnt really care for.
Bright Wind
I'm praying for some rain in California/So the grapes can grow and make me more wine/I'm sitting in a honky in Chicago/With a broken heart and a woman on my mind.
Seana
So what you're saying is this: Nesbo's ripped and handsome, he sings and plays guitar, his books are best sellers and critically acclaimed and he's personally funny, charming and charismatic.
Now I'm definitely not going to read any of his books and if we meet up he better not be near any canals.
Katy
I wonder if its as good as Naomi Campbell's novel Swan.
David
Was he wearing his school uniform? He could have just gone from any of the characters from The Scarlet and the Black.
Rob
Well then you'll love the dramatic sheep station scenes in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.
Matt
All you need now is a monkey.
Oh, go on. Just start working on the ab crunches and you'll be fine.
Maybe you guys could even do a duet.
Seana
Apart from the occasional visit to the pool I'm with Oscar Wilde and Christopher Hitchens on the subject of exercise.
Our recent governor certainly isn't a shining endorsement of it of late.
I would go as Alexander Lawson, but I don't think my co-workers would get it. Plus, I have no idea where to get smack.
Seana
Where was the Inquirer on Schwarzenegger's case, eh?
Lew
From the guy in the raincoast behind the train station.
I interviewed Nesbo at a bookshop last year. Nice guy, good sense of humor, though he kept his clothes on.
As for coming to work as one's favorite literary character, I'd come as the Invisible Man and not show up.
I still haven't recovered from Daughter's head teacher as Bob the Builder.
Seana, did you take photos of Jo in between t-shirts?
Unfortunately, I don't have a camera at work, Bookwitch. My friend remembered hers belatedly, but I think she would have been too shy to use it anyway.
It's funny, but it was only after that day that I noticed the huge media blitz that The Snowman is getting. Double page ad in the book review this week, full page ad in The Atlantic...Jo should probably watch his back at any crime writing convention he's going to in the near future, as it's probably not just Adrian who's ready to bump him off.
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