Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Hugo

Yes he was the Man With The Golden Gun but he also
fought the commies in the Winter War of 1940 and was
in the SAS/Long Range Desert Group giving Rommel
a bloody nose in a little thing called WW2
Martin Scorsese's Hugo is a film for cinephile uncles who want to take their nephews to see something at the movies. If you're a movie buff or a Scorsese fanboy you'll like Hugo. If you're a kid you might be pretty bored. The film was designed to be critic proof because it's about a "neglected" pioneer of silent cinema, but that's merely a canard as the script could function without any mention of cinema at all. Hugo is an orphan boy who lives in the clock tower of a Parisian train station in the twenties. He meets a girl who helps him unravel the secret of the automaton his father found in a museum before he died. Improbably the girl's adopted father, Georges Melies, built the machine. And, er, that's about it really. Although it's based on a deep, visually arresting, award winning novel, I don't think Hugo quite works as a story and despite being shot in 3D (or perhaps because of the 3D) the film has an inert, two dimensional lifelessness about it which the 2D book somehow did not have. The saving grace for me was the acting which was pretty good. Sasha Baron Cohen stood out and it was nice seeing Christopher Lee in his 272nd film (yes you read that correctly). 
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The story I suppose is the letdown. I'm willing to overlook all the enormous coincidences that kept the plot rolling along (because its a kids movie) but maybe one of those critics who raved about it on Rotten Tomatoes can explain to me how Georges Melies claimed to have died in the war but was known to have made and shown films that failed after the war...I can't understand that one at all; I may want to fake my own death eventually but I'm not going to say that I died on 9/11. This may seem like a nitpicky point but its symptomatic of the meandering, threadless plot. And really a film about a boy living in a time piece should have a script that runs like clockwork dontcha think? 
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Don't please misunderstand me, Hugo is not awful (and dear God if its a choice between this and Alvin and the Chipmunks 3 pick this) but it aint the masterpiece some reviewers are sayin it is. We want all Scorsese to do well, he made Taxi Driver and Goodfellas for heavens sake, but the truth is that he hasn't made a really good film since 1995. I know the critics will tell you otherwise, but they're all wrong. 
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Sir Christopher Lee's next film is Peter Jackson's The Hobbit and he's got a couple scheduled after that. Why does he keeping doing it at his age? Because he's an old school hard working badass British thesp, thats why. 

55 comments:

Alan Glynn said...

Adrian, did you sit through this with your eyes closed? I agree that it lacks something in the narrative department, but lifeless and inert? I thought it was eye-poppingly gorgeous to look at. When most movies I get to see at the cinema these days are like The Smurfs and Mr Poppers Penguins, I thought I had died and gone to heaven . . .

speedskater42k said...

I liked the book a lot.

I rarely go to movies, but if I go, this is one I'd want to see.

adrian mckinty said...

Alan

Come on thats not fair. Compared to Mr Popper's Penguins and The Smurfs this is Citizen Kane.

But dont you think all the good visual stuff happened in the first two minutes? After that it fell horribly flat.

adrian mckinty said...

Speedskater


The book is terrific. Visual, original, dense, poetic, off beat. And somehow he achieves all this in a two dimensional medium.

Kev said...

Big yawn fest. Should have gone with some kids but you can't just grab them off the street can you?

adrian mckinty said...

Kev

Er, no you can't.

Alan Glynn said...

Adrian,

That's what I meant, compared to Popper's Penguins this IS Citizen Kane. I have two boys, 8 and 9, and they loved it.

And I didn't think it fell visually flat at all, I was entranced throughout. Scorsese is a visual stylist and even if his narrative is weak (or preposterous, as in Shutter Island) he still gives enormous pleasure, painterly scenes and rich compositions. That shit isn't easy to do, and I think people take it for granted these days. This is cinema. It's meant to be visual. Not many directors can do what he can, and he loves what he does. Okay, you can argue that that's not enough, but for me, sometimes, at this stage of the game, it is enough. Of course, if you felt it was horribly flat, I can't really argue with that. You were wearing your 3D glasses, weren't you?

Adrian said...

Alan

Yup I was wearing my 3D glasses perched awkwardly over my glasses, getting progressively irritated as they kept falling off.

I dont know why it had to be a 3D film apart from the desire to make more money and beat the movie pirates. The book worked fine in 2D.

adrian mckinty said...

Alan

BTW very much looking forward to Bloodland.

Gerard Brennan said...

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! I'm firmly in Alan's camp on this one, mate. I took my seven-year-old daughter, her cousin of the same age and my wife. We all LOVED it.

It's the first 3D film I've gone to but my wife has seen a fair few and she reckons it's the best use of the medium yet. The effects were jaw-dropping. I worried that the kids would get bored at a few points when I thought the pace was lagging a bit but they were totally plugged in throughout.

Best kid's film I've seen all year. Very close to the best film, in fact.

Cheers

gb

John McFetridge said...

I found it really interesting when my kids started to not
Ike some of the movies I took them to. At first, you know, any trip to the movie theatre was fun, but then they started to develop taste. For a while I would try and getbthem to tell me some part of the movie they liked, there must have been something....

But then I wondered why I was being a cheerleader for Hollywood. Was its because I wanted to feel the money was well-spent? Okay, so wouldn't there be some value in developing taste?

Anyway, I'm just glad the kids are old enough that I don't have to go to these movies anymore.

adrian mckinty said...

Ger

What are you complaining about? I said this is a film for cinephile uncles didnt I? Clearly you are a uncle and you like the movies...

I'm still waiting for an explanation for the bit where he faked his own death in WWI but we are told that he tried showing new films to returning soldiers after WWI who rejected them because of their lack of realism. (Not, er, because they were crap compared to Chaplin). I know this is a kids movie but to me this is a pretty massive hole in the script, no?

adrian mckinty said...

John

Yeah taste can be your friend. Both my kids hated Gnomeo and Juliet. Talk about an exercise in cynicism.

Anonymous said...

You have no soul!

adrian mckinty said...

Anon

Ontologically this is a correct and important statement. The concept of the soul has been successfully debunked by both neuroscience and materialist philosophers such as Daniel Dennett.

Gerard Brennan said...

Hmmm, I didn't actually catch that continuity flaw when I watched it... though I take it on your word that it's there. I wonder if anybody's put that on the imdb page yet.

Nope.

You should add it.

I did spot the key on the sleeper thing, though they're not counting it as it was a goof in a dream sequence.

gb

adrian mckinty said...

Ger

This isnt a mere continuity flaw, its a flaw in the actual narrative. It means that the story doesn't actually work.

Remy said...

Christopher Lee was great in The Whicker Man.

Remy said...

Or even The Wicker Man.

It wasn't about a serial globetrotting journo.

Matt said...

If Hugo had a scene where Frankie Vincent popped out of nowhere and whacked someone with a fungo bat, it would leap onto my top five list.

adrian mckinty said...

Remy

Wicker Man - what a classic. Saw that on Channel 4 in about 1984 and was terrified.

Lee's been in a lot of shitty movies but he's always interesting. I suppose the low point of his career was The Phantom Menace.

adrian mckinty said...

Matt

Oh you mean like this amazing scene which begins with House of the Rising Sun?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRVaJ4V-ywc

Matt said...

Exactly! The fact that it's the same actor who Pesci beats and stabs to death in Goodfellas, AND Vincent interrupts his in-movie narration - I hate to say it, but I think Scorsese now takes himself a little too seriously to try that sort of thing again.

dpougher said...

I saw it with my 9-y-o yesterday and he loved it. I liked the look of it but found it irritating, one of those films which makes you want to shout at the screen "Just talk to each other and you'll get it sorted out in five minutes!" And there were parts I thought were glacially slow. But my wife was persuaded to take him to the latest Chipmunk film, so I got much the better deal.

adrian mckinty said...

Matt

I cut the man some slack though, the ending of Goodfellas and the ending of Casino in terms of editing, pacing, style, music, acting is going to be hard to top by any director.

adrian mckinty said...

David

Hugo is definitely not the short straw. Last year for some reason I had to take the offspring to the Barbie Doll Exhibition an experience which scarred me.

Anonymous said...

You're right: it was slow. I'd say leisurely. Though I did love all the Melies scenes/footage.

Brian O

adrian mckinty said...

Brian O

And money can't buy the moment of parental pride when my 9 year old said "oh look it's Harold Lloyd."

seana said...

Same child you took to the Barbie show, so I'd say it all works out in the end.

I still love the idea of the Ken room.

Matt said...

Anyhow, Adrian, you have more important things to do. Hit the gym and get the beard back in ASAP:

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/52919

seana said...

Matt, if this blog goes suddenly silent for a few months, I will blame you.

adrian mckinty said...

Matt, Seana


Why do you think its been silent for the last few minutes:

http://booknow.jetstar.com/Select.aspx

adrian mckinty said...

Matt, Seana

Dont think I can do it. The prices are ridiculous...

https://flightbookings.airnewzealand.com.au/vbook/actions/createitinerary;jsessionid=13zqbd508rkki1jw5tptvzgeqi

adrian mckinty said...

minimum 1200 USD return everywhere.

http://book.qantas.com.au/pl/QFOnline/wds/OverrideServlet

Dammit.

seana said...

Air New Zealand wouldn't let me in. Isn't there some sort of cheap overcrowded ferry, where all you'd really be risking was your life?

Cary Watson said...

When my daughter was about 8 I started showing her Godzilla films on VHS. I reasoned that she'd see Godzilla and his chums as large, violent Muppets. She loved the films. In fact, she acquired an imaginary friend with a Japanese name. I knew I'd gone too far when one day on the subway she suddenly blurted out, "Emergency! Emergency! Godzilla is approaching the city! Evacuate! Evacuate!" It was an actual line from one (or several) of the films, but that didn't make it any less weird. She's about to finish law school, so I guess I didn't damage her too badly...I think.

seana said...

Cary, she was a brave eight year old to handle Godzilla so well at eight.

Well, braver than me.

adrian mckinty said...

Cary

My kids would have the screaming fits I think. (E.T. scared the bejesus out of them).

seana said...

It's probably good preparation for being a lawyer, though. Shows a certain tough-mindedness.

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

Tried Air NZ, Qantas and JetStar and they're all well over 1000 bucks.

No ferries between NZ and Oz, only cruise ships. Damn damn damn.

Cary Watson said...

On the other hand, she's been terrified of butterflies ever since on landed on Elmo's nose in a Sesame Street episode. Elmo wasn't bothered, but she shuddered in terror at the sight. Go figure.

seana said...

Couldn't you get a fare over playing the guitar or something?

Or how about a raft?

seana said...

Butterflies are pretty but they do do that weird metamorphosis which we had to watch about a million times in school films, so she may have sensed that there is a darker side to them.

Remy said...

Hugo has just been nominated for 11 Oscars which is more than any other film.

Gavin said...

Luckily, the choice isn't between "Hugo" and "Chipmunks 3;" the muppet movie is also playing.

I took the kids to see both "Hugo" and then the muppet movie, and we liked both. Though my son who had actually read the "Hugo" book was the least enthusiastic about the movie.

adrian mckinty said...

Cary, Seana

Yeah the metamorphosis thing is weird. I dont trust them either.

adrian mckinty said...

Gav

Who doesnt like the muppets? Apart from those two old guys up in the balcony.

adrian mckinty said...

Remy

Maybe I'm being cynical here but Hugo was designed perfectly to be critic proof and to please the aged Academy Award voters. It hits all the right buttons: Paris, old movies, kids, dogs, orphans, a mystery etc. I'm surprised Midnight in Paris didnt get a bucket load of nominations as well.

Remy said...

Not seen the film Adrian. My daughter is now 12 and wouldn't be seen dead at a "kids' film".

seana said...

Blacklist me if you must, but I never really liked the Muppets. It may have been a case of being just a bit too old when they came on the scene, although Rubber Ducky was quite a hit in high school with many--don't ask me why.

Jim Henson's mom used to come into the cheese shop I worked in at the time, and it was nice to see how proud she was of him. I remember being quite shocked when he died.

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

Jim Henson's death was senseless. He was a Christian Scientist wasn't he?

Its hard to convert a muppet hater but the John Cleese one might convince you.

seana said...

I don't think it was Christian Science that killed him. I think it was a deceptive case of pneumonia. My cousin died in a similar kind of way last year.


As to the Muppets, I don't hate them. I just don't find them very amusing. I'm sure John Cleese could make them funny, but what couldn't he make funny is the question.

seana said...

I should say that I did really like Dark Crystal.

But then, that wasn't written for the pre-literate.

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