Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Duff Beer

The beard is really starting to get out of control now
Homer Simpson's beer of choice is Duff. On the show it's usually characterised as a lousy product that's been shrewdly marketed to idiots. Despite this many companies have asked to license the name Duff Beer and have always been turned down. Matt Groening doesn't want Duff beer to be licensed because he says it would cheapen the fictional brand and he doesn't want to encourage under age drinking. These are both pretty good reasons if you ask me. Fox's lawyers have gone after anyone who has tried to sell Duff beer and they've shut a few operations in Australia and the US. There is a Duff beer that's made in Mexico that Fox is going after at the moment and the one I tried last night is brewed in Germany and it probably won't last too long until the lawyers close it down too. 
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The big question of course is how does it taste? If Beer Rater is to be believed Duff is supposed to be terrible. But, actually, it's not that bad. For a start because it's brewed in Germany it is legally required to follow the Reinheitsgebot which guarantees certain minimum standards in German beer and although I am not a beer geek I didn't notice much difference from your bog standard lager. The head did not over foam, there was no metallic bitterness, the beer was pleasantly drinkable and the aftertaste (such as it was) had a pleasing citrus quality to it. If I was pushed I'd say that there were mild lemon notes and a slightly annoying sweetness. I've definitely had worse. Duff is a bland, harmless little beer and although I will certainly never be buying another one a chilled bottle on a very hot day wouldn't hurt at all.

37 comments:

Cary Watson said...

Why are you enjoying your Duff in a small, windowless room? Is this some kind of beer bunker, hidden away from the world? Is it your foamy fortress of solitude? My last tasty beer was a Ruby Red Ale by the Duchy of Cornwall brewery, which is, I think, owned by Prince Charles. He must talked to the beer as it brewed.

seana said...

You? Not a beer geek?

The beard actually looks better in this picture. Perhaps Duff beer provides a nice Germanic complement to it.

I am drinking a Green Lakes organic ale right now, which comes from Deschutes Brewery in Bend, Oregon. I don't know where the Green Lakes are, but it's a nice ale.

adrian mckinty said...

Cary

Beer Bunker or Man Shed? Either will do.

I had one of the Duchy beers once, it was a tasting so I dont really remember which one but it was excellent. I had it with Duchy cheese which was also good.

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

Not a true beer geek compared to some.

In case the Duff turned out to be a total disaster I also got myself a couple of these bad boys:

http://www.sierranevada.com/beers/tumbler.html

from the Sierra Nevada brewing company and they were excellent.

seana said...

Everything is relative.

I believe I've seen Tumbler around here, we get most of the Sierra Nevada beers here, so I'll check it out.

I have to point out that in all likelihood, that picture was taken by either your wife or a daughter, so mancave might not be appropriate. Unless you kidnapped the German photographer.

Matt said...

Have you ever listed your top ten beers, Adrian?

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

Daughter. Who was the one who encouraged me to get the Duff in the first place. A lovely father daughter bonding moment that one. I'll probably have to take her back to that Barbie exhibit so she doesnt write a memoir like James Jones's daughter.

adrian mckinty said...

Matt

here's an old one. I'm not sure I'd agree with many of these selections now.

http://adrianmckinty.blogspot.com/search?q=pliny+the+elder

seana said...

Take her to it anyway--she'll do what she will.

Just saw via Gerard Brennan that Cold Cold Ground got the first blog post on Ken Bruen's new blog and gb's got the second. How much are you guys paying him?

seana said...

I wouldn't have thought that Waits had the sole copyright to the words Cold cold ground.

In fact, Stephen Foster's Massa's in de Cold, Cold Ground came first. I'd link to it, but it's a bit patronizing so I'm linking to this one. You can use it as evidence.

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

Wasnt aware that Sir Ken of Bruen had a blog.

I shall go over there and see what he says about me.

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Wow. Very nice words about me and Ger.

Not sure that about that commenter who says I stole the title Cold Cold Ground from Tom Waits. After talking to all those scary legal people I'd be far too terrified to steal anything. Its a respectful homage not a theft.

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

Had to delete my earlier comment because it was written in hasty running out the door English...

I'll bet Waits was very aware of all those old songs when he wrote his. He seems like someone who knows his material.

seana said...

Doesn't matter because it still came to my email.

If he knows his material, then he knows that everything is essentially lifted from somewhere.

I was just wondering--how can Fox pursue countries all over the globe for naming a beer something. Even if it's possible, it still seems pretty uncool. Raking in the take on the Simpsons isn't enough?

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

If they've signed the trade mark conventions which most countries have it can be done. Its a good thing. You dont want some guys making and selling "Guinness" or "Cadbury's Dairy Milk" in their sheds do you? Fox trademarked Duff Beer and they are aggressive in protection of their trademark. Seems fine to me. If you cant think of an original name for your beer you're obviously not very creative which doesnt say much for you or your beer.

seana said...

I don't disagree, I'm just surprised that it extends internationally. Some years ago, there was a vegetarian food place in town called McDharmas. People loved it, but McDonalds went after it aggressively, and surprise surprise, they won. I always thought that was fairly outrageous. Hardly going to be confused, were they?


Now I must return to bottling the Ginnis in my shed. I'd call it a man shed, except obviously it isn't. Also, that might be trademarked.

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

But why would they want to associate healthy veggie food with McDonalds in the first place?

seana said...

Perhaps they can say it best for themselves.

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

That's a bit of a strange story. They made a legal agreement with McDonalds and then they breached it because they thought it would be cute. Fighting an evil empire is one thing but not keeping your word is quite another.

Dan said...

years ago a company in SA tried to make it and it went nutso saleswise until it was mysteriously shut down, but only after a weird legal case...
the brewer argued that the name was fictional and was from a cartoon and therefore could not be copywritten...the judge disagreed.
i had a six pack for collection purpose but it got destroyed during a move....left on the back of a car on a 43 C deg day and dropped..man did that shit explode..plus it was off....poooweee
these days i prefer my coopers stout whilst listening to my new tom waits album...great stuff

adrian mckinty said...

Dan

Coopers Stout is a pretty good brew.

Have you tried Murray's Wild Thing Imperial Stout or the Moo Brew Imperial? Both a bit pricey but good and well distributed in Victoria.

Peter Rozovsky said...

Speaking of beer geeks, I learned the term IBU at the Dogfish Head Pub and was charmed to find out later that it stands for International Bitterness Units.

At least we know now what your daughter's favorite beer is. Er, was it your older daughter, at least?
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seana said...

One interesting thing about that article is that McDonalds apparently owns 'Mc' for all restaurant services. That sure shuts out a lot of family named restaurants, including yours.

Yeah, I agree that it was rather stupid of them to go for the joke when it put them in the wrong legally. I mean, no one around here has ever gone too far for the sake of a joke, have they?

Anonymous said...

Nice work on the beard, brother.

Did you hear there might not be another season of The Simpsons BTW? As you coudl have guessed, it sounds like the network and the voice actors can't agree on money.

Brian O

adrian mckinty said...

Peter


Ahhhh, Dogfish Head. Now thats a brewery! Those boys fight the good fight. Their 120 Minute IPA and Hellhound are already legendary.

adrian mckinty said...

Seana


You make a good point. Touche indeed.

A McKinty chain of restaurants would not be a success. I'd obsess over the beer list and the food would be rushed and not so brilliant.

adrian mckinty said...

Brian


Harry Shearer gets on my nerves but I like the other voice actors. They should probably call it quits soon though. Everything has its natural end.

seana said...

I'm sure the burritos would be smashing.

On a quick glance that Duff label looks more like Dull. Which could be their back up plan as well as perhaps truthful advertising.

Peter Rozovsky said...

Unless the Simpsons story has taken another twist, the show will be back. Fox wanted the actors to take a 40 percent cut, they threatened to quit, and a couple of days later stories said they had signed to do the show for three more years.

lil Gluckstern said...

I live in Half Moon Bay, California, a very small town, but not too small to have a McDonalds-of course. Years ago, a lovely lady named her cafe McCoffee because her given name was McGaughey. McDonalds threatened to sue, and she had to change the name. The coffee cafe still exists under the name M. Coffee. Hardly the same music, you know. The 1 percent triumph again.

seana said...

Wow, Lil, I was half kidding about their reach. I wonder if they only use their power to go after names that seem to be parodies of their own, and if they would have turned a blind eye if she had actually called it McGaughey's.

And I also wonder if they have cornered the market on "Mac"s as well.

crimefactory said...

By my third, they were going down pretty well indeed....

-Cam

Lew Archer said...

The beard has transformed your look into a total badass. You should definitely allow it to grow, get into a bad man character, then write a story.

rb said...

adrian,

are you doing a stephen king impression with the beard now?!

adrian mckinty said...

Lil, Seana, Cam, RB, Lew,

Jesus you should see the beer today. I'm not sure what happened in the last 24 hours but its gone all Grizzly Adams/lone nut in cabin.

seana said...

I'm pretty sure you didn't mean to say the beer instead of the beard, but all the same it explains a lot.

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

Beard yeah. I'm definitely getting serious avoidance on the street now which is excellent.

The beer? I'm never touching that Duff stuff again unless its free or something.

seana said...

Once the birds start nesting in it though, it's got to go.

Pulled that one right out of my earliest childhood.